Here are the stories that didn't quite make the news today:

• Toronto, uh, personality Istvan Kantor took to smashing an old Pontiac as part of, eh, an art installation – ? – on November 24. (BlogTO)
  
  
• If you're hip to the "murdered-out" look, Dodge is now offering all-black trim Blacktop packages for its cars. (AutoBlog)
  
  
• Nissan's Voice Driver Cup competition is basically a slot car race — where the slot cars are driven by how loud you can "Vrooooom!" (YouTube)